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Little Hitler!

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Yes, that is a picture of Hitler when he was a child. Some facts about Hitler's early life:
1. Hitler was a failure in more ways then one, he was actually a high school drop out. No joke, I have a higer leval of education them him! Give me the Chancellery, Germany! I can run the country far better then he did!
2. Hitler was a Mama's boy. Yeah, he didnt like his Dad but he loved his Mom, so much so that he painted a picture of her. His mother, Klara Hitler, died of cancer later on.
3. When he wasnt trying out for world domination, Hitler wanted to be an artist. However, he never drew people in his paintings as he was bad at drawing people (I can relate) so he got kicked out of art school. and promply started his secondary career as Nazi crazy man. Damn you, Austrian art school, you've doomed Europe!
4. Abused little Hitler. Hitler's Vati was very abuseive, often whipping his young spawn son. This had a profound effect on his psyche later in life.
So, everything bad that happend in the world war, you can totally blame on Herr Hitler's bad parenting style!
So dont hit your kids, parents, or they might turn into Hitler!
5. Hitler liked to play Cowboys and Indians. Rumors that he later changed his favorite game to Gestapo and Poles not confirmed.
6. He was born in Austria, not Germany but developed a obsession with the Vaterland. Germany has since filed a restraining order agiant him.
And am I the only one that thinks even as a kid he looks REALLY CREEPY? Just look at the way hes standing! He's already preparing to be Fuhrer of something!
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WHY? Why didn't he die at that age? The world is so unjust