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We are living, in the greatest land The world has ever known And my brother, It appears that we have Finally found a home In this country, where a man is sure that He is truly free And there's never been a greater land In all our memory And we've finally found a home In Germany. There's no reason to remain forever Separate and strange. We can shed all of our shackles And embrace the Modern Age In this country Where the people are so cultured and refined And together we can live in perfect harmony And find That we'll always have a home In Germany. There are those who insist With their stubborn minds To hold tightly to th

(More satire, it took me awhile to finish this as I've been so piled on with work lately, and yes this in involves more making fun of the UN, did I mention I hate the UN?) The UN's Circus of the Insane: (Inside the United Nations building in New York City.) (UN Worker walks in and grinning glances about the halls of the UN building with pride) UNW: (breaths in deeply) ah! Another peaceful, wonderful day at the United Nations, all the nations and peoples are happy and friendly and loving…(looks over his shoulder to the other side of the room, sees Israeli ambassador, and glares) oooh! Except for those Jews! (With that the UNW marches

The Righteous Among the Nations Department www.yadvashem.org e-mail: righteous.nations@yadvashem.org.il Righteous Among the Nations Honored by Yad Vashem By 1 January 2012 GERMANY NAME & YEAR Awarded Abegg, Elisabeth 1967 Abel, Richard 1969 Adam, Frieda 1992 Ahrem, Willi 1965 Althoff, Adolf & Maria 1995 Andreas-Friedrich, Ruth 2002 Arkenau, Aurelius 1998 Armann, Hugo 1985 Arnold, Hildegard (Kniess) 2007 Aschoff, Heinrich 1965 Aub, Dr. Fritz & Hedwig 1987 Bach, Arno & Margarete 1987 Bartlakowski, Leonard 1979 Barwitzky, Sister Clare 1991 Battel, Dr. Albert 1981 Bauer, Gitta 1985 Bayerwaltes, Katharina 20

(Okay, more satire because I like satire. Again, no offense meant to anyone anywhere except morons and genocide deniers.) Newscaster: Good day to everybody, welcome to primetime. Now last week a ceremony was held to honor the victims of the Holocaust. Because of this the German ambassador is here to speak with us on behalf of his nation, sir, thank you for coming. Ambassador: Thank you for letting me come here. Newscaster: So, the ceremony being held in memory of the genocide, your thoughts? Ambassador: My feelings on this issue are the same as the official position of my homeland, Miss. That is that the so-called 'genocide' never occurre

UN HUMAN RIGHTS (fail) Newscaster: Hello, everybody, this is 27 News here and this just in, the United Nations Human Rights council has just gotten out of session, the recent massacres in Syria having been a point of discussion. Lets go down to Elizabeth Caller live in the UN chamber, Liz, how you doing down there? Liz: Great! As she just said, the esteemed UN Human Rights Council recently sent a fact-finding mission to Syria, which was the main topic of discussion in this meeting. Newscaster: So what conclusion did the UN come to? Liz: Well, they finally managed to agree on the punishment, now naturally the Russians and Arabs were outrag

(Yes, I'm basing this off of the incredibly funny Monty Python skit, What have the Romans ever done for us.) What have the Jews ever done for us?! (Somewhere in Germany, in Nuremberg, in a secret building) (A bunch of Neo-nazis are talking) Head Nazi: (stands up to podium) Alright! Order everybody, order! (Nazis keep talking.) Head Nazi: (sigh) Heinrich, if you will? Nazi 1: (nods, pulls out air horn and HONKS it. Nazis all stop talking and their heads snap foreword) Head Nazi: Thank you! Alright, everybody, welcome to the secret underground meeting of the neo-nazis, its good to have you all here. Now lets get right down to business.